a.harrowell at gmail.com
Sun Sep 24 20:10:52 UTC 2006
After recent events, may I propose the ultimate NANOG thread..
NANOG User: Message
Richard A Steenbergen: Can we keep this off-topic crap off NANOG?
Gadi Evron: That message is deeply relevant to us all. I can't
understand what your porblme is.
Sean Donelan: Fascinating, User. I suppose ISSUE would be different if
you were running a NETWORK and using ROUTER.
Christopher L. Morrow: I think you have a point, Sean, but can you try
not to engage with this? ISSUE is definitely off topic.
RAS: Only Auntie Jane on a crappy Windows box would have ISSUE anyway.
Donelan/Evron/Morrow in chorus: But Jane is our customer.
RAS/Bill Manning together: Get a clue!
Valdis Kletnieks: NANOG User said:
We had ISSUE on a DEVICE in our FACILITY back in 2004. Have you got the
Of course all this wouldn't be a problem if STANDARDS BODY had got a
clue and decided to implement PROPOSAL.
NANOG User: *pastes 86 hop tracert, last week's BGP update log and
half the CIDR report*
Valdis/RAS/Evron/Bill/Morrow: Couldn't you have sent that offlist? Get a
NANOG User: I'm sorry if I offended your refined sensibilities. Who do
you think you are?
Random Lurker desperately seeking status: Bill is right. This is the
Network Operators' list.
RAS: Anyway, PROPOSAL would have been a good idea, but nobody was ever
going to deploy it. We ought to go straight to IPVersionX.
All: IP Version X?? Get a clue!
Valdis: Only someone who thinks we ought to go back to ATM would
support that Bellhead POS. From a network architecture perspective,
it's plain stupid.
Evron: You obviously have no idea of how the botnets would exploit that.
Bill: Gadi, that's off topic.
Morrow: No, it's not.
Third-world ISP operator: Hello, I've got SERIOUS PROBLEM on my
network in POOR COUNTRY and no money. Can anyone advise on how we can
fix it? Thanks
Randy Bush: I can't read your message. It's got capital letters in it.
Anyway, I think we need to get back to some operational content.
Fergie: Hey guys, this looks interesting - <a
href="http://link.to.newsstory">Chinese scientists teach monkey to
write technical manual</a>
Randy Bush: I can't read your message. It's got HTML in it.
Valdis: RFCx says you can have capital letters AND links in your e-mail.
Randy: I don't care.
Evron: Major security alert!
RAS: No, that is on topic.
Donelan: Probably more suited to LIST, but it certainly has
consequences for support costs.
NANOG User: Why does Sean always take RAS's side like this?
Peter Dambier: It's because of the 2004 Olympics that all e-mail has
to be routed to the European Commission so the SS7 signalling can be
screened for correct geopolitical routing. I can see this because my
traceroute is broken!
User, I think your ISSUE could be resolved by WILDLY IMPRACTICAL
SOLUTION, as long as you use an alternate root server.
Valdis: Peter, you're insane.
Peter Dambier: The psychiatric-industrial complex denounces all
victims of ICANN mind control as "mentally ill"! Resist the empire
NANOG User: Is that on topic for NANOG?
All: That is on topic/That is off topic!
Bill: Well, I think he's got a point about ICANN.
RAS: They're nowhere near as bad as ARIN, though. I only wanted
another /8 and it took me three whole weeks!
Donelan: ARIN's never been a problem for me.
Another NANOG User: STUPID REMARK about evil state bureaucracies
forcing their eurosexual communism on us. Buy guns!
Evron: So who should assign IPs? AT&T? Get a clue!
Randy Bush: You would say that. Anyway, I think WILDLY IMPRACTICAL
SOLUTION is actually quite a good idea, except for the alternate root
bit. Back at RESEARCH CENTRE in the 1970s, Vint Cerf and I tried
Moderator at mitre.edu: I think this thread should be moved to NANOG-FUTURES.
RAS: Why isn't there a NANOG-CRAP?
Moderator at mitre.edu: Are you sure there isn't?
Morrow: Anyone else seeing high latency to TELCO in CITY?
Random Lurker, still hoping one of the silverbacks will show him some
love: So, what about IPVersion Y?
All: That's not operational!
*thread peters out in howling clue vacuum*
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