Anit-Virus help for all of us??????

Tue Nov 25 12:02:09 UTC 2003

> The average user will say "OOH! SHINY!! [clicky-click]" when offered content
> promising either dancing hampsters or pop stars wearing less clothing than
> appropriate. Any security model that doesn't allow for this is doomed to
> failure.

Introducing Telecomplete Security service, with antivirus, stateful content
based inspection firewall, and Hamster Protection (TM)

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