OK, this is rich

Sat Jan 25 18:56:41 UTC 2003

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/

Main story:

Electronic attack hits Net
A fast-moving computer worm slowed down Internet access Saturday for about
22,000 servers, according to the Internet security firm Symantec. Oliver
Friedrichs, a senior manager with Symantec, said the "SQL" worm was taking
advantage of a vulnerability detected six months ago in Microsoft sequel
servers, used mainly by companies to store information.

Then, first tombstone:

MORE NEWS

Gates pledges better software security

HAHAHAH

(props to troy corbin for this)

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