Y2k silly season

Sat Dec 25 23:34:48 UTC 1999

Unnamed Administration sources reported that Chris Woodfield said:
> 
> And people will pick up the phones and not get dialtones, and they'll
> think the phones are out, and next thing you know...

They'll:

	Revolt; storming the White House while armed with magnums...
	full of cheap California champagne..
or
	Jump off a bridge with the neighbors
or
	Go postal
or
	release ebola into the air at Time Square
or

	Blame Judge Greene and go get more drunk.

I think the most likely is the last one..

-- 
A host is a host from coast to coast.................wb8foz at nrk.com
& no one will talk to a host that's close........[v].(301) 56-LINUX
Unless the host (that isn't close).........................pob 1433
is busy, hung or dead....................................20915-1433