NANOG Meeting

Fri May 30 04:05:34 UTC 1997

> 	haven't you realized yet that you are a pawn of the military 
> industrial complex conspiracy to deny the presence of aliens from outer 
> space here to harvest humans for food by restricting control of root 
> nameservers?

You forgot the reverse vampires, who are in league with the space
aliens as part of the massive government conspiracy. They're simply
trying to eliminate "dinner." No-one's being harvested; that theory
turned out to be a misinterpretation of a dusty cook-book cover.