Certified ISP Engineer program announcement

Mon Feb 19 17:51:33 UTC 1996

>If you send me $2500 and proof that you know what you are doing, and
>you have at least 5 years experience as an ISP, then I'll send you
>a nice certificate that says you are a certified ISP.

	Business Plan:	To be an ISP.  Our company will sell Internet
			accounts for less than $15/month. We will have
			lots of reliable equipment like 486 PCs and
			Pentium PCs.  We also will have "WEB".

	Experience:	Taco Wrapper, Taco Bell	(Jan-Feb 1996)
			Pizza Dish Washer, Pizza Hutt (July-Dec 1995)
			Radar Detector Salesman, GEICO Insurance (Jan-Jun 1995)
			Molested Little Girls, Attica (1984-1995)
				Out with Good Behavior Certificat

	Hobbies:	Eating Doritos without turning orange
			Lawyering (9 years of study! Effected own early release)
			Once sat near a computer network and it looked cool.
	
	References:	John Buford Lee, Warden, Attica Prison
			Jim "Killer" Hidalgo, Attica Prison
			Leona "Stay at my hotel" Helmsley, ...


>Its cheaper than taking all those CNE classes!

>					dave

>Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 21:14:12 -0500 (EST)
>>From: mike <mn at tremere.ios.com>
>Subject: Re: ISP list
>To: Ehud Gavron <GAVRON at ACES.COM>
>cc: Bharat Ranjan <bharatr at microsoft.com>, nanog at merit.edu, GAVRON at ACES.COM


>Well, how about then a CIE (certified ISP Engineer) ?

>anybody volunteer for CIE #1?

	At the Indy 500, rookies have an (R) after their name.
	In networking, rookies have a (CNE) after their name.
	
>Mike

	Ehud